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109 Has Dropped, Finally!

Well folks, I’ve been threatening to post Episode 109 for what seems like an eternity. Guess what?… It’s finally here and posted for your consumption. I know this felt like a long awaited movie sequel that was postponed multiple times due to COVID, again because of positive COVID tests on set, and yet again in light of positive crew tests. I can assure you however that this delay had absolutely nothing to do with COVID. Nope, Episode 109’s delays were singularly a result of Salty’s mind-boggling hectic schedule and a spritz of good old-fashioned forgetfulness. I can also testify that the delay had absolutely nothing to do with me. Well, not that much to do with me. We hope that you enjoy it. Please let us know if you do, or don’t on the Cerebral Goo Website, or on twitter @CerebralGoo. So, without further ado, here it is!


Podcast 109 — Welp! Karens. Dicks. COVIDSHIT. More Sex/Life. And, the End of Days. (53:20)

Cerebral Goo Episode 109 is full of shit. Not literally, that’d be hard. Plus, who wants something that’s full of literal shit? Though, I guess we all have at least one of those somethings in our home at any given time, which is at about 8:30 am in Moose’s house. Anyway, this one is not as all over as you might expect based on past experience. While it is on the long side, it’s sure to keep you pondering such things as:

  • COVID and much of what’s come with it.
  • Let’s just get over it and move on. We’re sick of talking about it.
  • The Russian Women’s Rugby Team. And, other rugby teams.
  • “Ten has the immune system of a gnat.” -Salty.
  • Karens. Sorry Karens. You got shafted. The Vicki’s Secret Meltdown.
  • Dicks. Big, (spoiler alert) fake dicks. Knew it! And more sex. Ewww.
  • Respect. What’s that? Will it ever be the same again?
  • Salty’s Greeting Card Encounter.
  • The End Of Days, According to an MIT Study. End of Cerebral Goo? No, just season one.

Original recording date 7/15/21.

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Itttttt’s Mort! Episode 108

Episode 108 is posted and ready for your listening pleasure. Salty thinks that Mort is the star of the show. I respectfully disagree. Mort is an anecdote to highlight one of my many problems. Still, Mort was pretty cool. RIP Mort.

Mort the Spider
Mort the Spider! RIP Morty.

 

Also, guess what? COVID is still a substantial thing, and it really messed with the 2020 (2021) Tokyo Olympics. Anyway, I’ll write a bit more about Mort and why he’s (I think he was a he?) symbolic to my life in a soon to come Cerebral Goo blog post. In the meantime, please enjoy episode 108. And, don’t forget to give us your feedback!

Podcast 108 — Dreaming of Spiders, and Other Shit (39:29)

The vast majority of us dream. And, many think that their dreams have value in their waking life. Our dreams may provide a warning, a hidden gem, or the winning lottery numbers. They also may provide insight into how truly messed up we are. Do we dare delve into their meaning ? Maybe. Let’s find out. In this goo stain, Salty and Moose dive into:

  • WTF is going on with the Olympics? No spectators!?!
  • COVID…yes, still. Let’s get the fuck on already.
  • Vaccines and getting them into people, or not.
  • Big nasty, scary, horrifying, nerve-racking, sinister spiders, their glowing, purple egg sacks and why Moose has been dreaming about them all of his remembered and suppressed natural life.
  • An introduction to Mort.
  • Salty thinks that spiders are good, nurturing, creative and loving creatures sent here to guide Mooose to happiness.
  • Salty is wrong.
  • Moving on.

Original recording date 7/9/21.

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107 is Here! And…

…108 is coming very soon. In fact, once Salty gets her shit together and finishes her final review, it’ll go up! Seriously though, Salty is busting her butt living life; Cerebral Goo is not a top priority nor should it be (though it kinda should be). No worries. It’ll come.

Free Hat
While this is a joke, it’s not really a joke. Firefighters actually reward this. I speak from embarrassingly real life experience.

 

I have found myself with a small, but significant stretch of “free” time that I am able to dedicate to editing the Cerebral Goo backlog, so I expect that episodes 109 and 110 will follow soon after. Before we know it, all of the Cerebral Goo Season One podcasts will be posted for the listening enjoyment of the planet’s eager inhabitants! In the meantime all of you planet’s inhabitants, get to listening to 107. Here’s the info:

Podcast 107 — Lots O Goo! (46:37)

Lots O goo in this one. Organizized randomness with a touch of chaotic order. We actually discuss big male members, but not like one expects. So, what are you thinking, or more to the point, watching, and why? Here we go:

  • 4th of July, let’s blow some shit up! (Courtesy of Homer J. Simpson)
  • Get on the CG Blog!
  • Shows we’re watching. (Yes, one has purported bigly bigness.)
  • Celebrity implosions and how entertaining they are.
  • Woke(ness).
  • Olympics are coming; but, please don’t use the free condoms.
  • Professional athletes’ mental health.
  • Social Media influence in society.

Original recording date 7/2/21.

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106 is Up, Cerebral Goo Identity Crises?

Yup, it’s true, Cerebral Goo Episode 106 is live. In this episode, we discuss gender identity some more, because clearly Salty and I are both confused, maybe having identity crises of our own? But, it goes way beyond us; so, in this episode we examine sexuality, correct terms, identity, sports inclusion, and where and how it is part of society — it is part of society and should be recognized, but we’re not sure how, at least equitably to all involved. So, have a listen. Partake and converse with us and open up discussion. It’s important and…it’s Goo!